important ship question: who wears the “if found, please return to [name]” shirt and who wears the “i am [name]” shirt
*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
enjoy your fictional characters you nerds
things you should be worried about with the new tv adaptation of the mortal instruments:
1. downplaying and/or erasing the canonical importance of alec’s queerness to his character arc
2. whitewashing of raphael, magnus, maia etc.
3. trying to pass off magnus as gay when he’s canonically bisexual
things you shouldn’t be (as) worried about with the new tv adaptation of the mortal instruments:
1. whether clary’s hair is the “right” shade of red
Dude. This means that your name and address could have been in Dumbledore’s office.
How do you think he knew where to send the Hogwarts acceptance letter? Magic?
reblogging for the A+ comment
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.
Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?
I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger
boob cups could also kill you. If you fall on your chest, all your weight will be on the middle of the boob cups and your sternum could be crushed. bye bye heart.
and the fact that this is the Mulan from “Once Upon a Time” makes it even better
me: are u ready for the test today
friend: OH NO THE TEST
friend: I FORGOT ABOUT THE TEST
friend: I DIDNT EVEN STUDY OM G
friend: IM GOING TO FAIL SO HARD
friend: *gets 120%*