we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
GUESS WHOS BACK
i read that in eminem’s voice and now i can only imagine pluto making a rap comeback song
If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.
‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON
SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME
I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘
so i was on the bus really mad and telling my friend how many things had gone wrong today and suddenly a guy comes closer to us touches my shoulder and says: “we all need some sweet in bitter days” he gave a chocolate mini bar and left the bus
it’s even better than that because he’s trying to protect trevor’s ears instead of his own XD I love you neville<3
#and ron is so badass he doesn’t even need to cover his ears #he’s all like ya’ll mad?
Ron is used to it because Percy loves to sing in the shower.
but omfg the knight in the background is all like wHO DARE COMES TO ATTACK ME
yeah but dean and seamus are holding hands
"labels aren’t important", says the straight person, smugly washing his hands with concentrated hydrochloric acid instead of hand soap